In which absolutely none of my icons are appropriate

[Because Junkos.

Anyway, at some point in the timestream, after drunken shenanigans, and possibly on a totally different round of leave, there is someone in the law section of the library, grumbling invectives and balancing a great deal of heavy books on every part of her body she can arrange to carry them.

She'll be fine, so long as no one surprises her in a strange and hilarious turnabout.]