[Unlike some people we could name, this one's actually grown pretty resilient against teasing, and is quite happy to just keep unbuttoning his shirt, flushed as he is.]

A model? See, this is where I'd like to be shy to see if I can get you to flatter me more, buuut I still get offers for 'potential ideas to boost morale' after that one calendar.

[You know, the one made not too long after he left the company. The one that might have funded the company for the last three years. The one involving her as something straight out of an old-earth pinup.]

I swear I had them all burned, and yet...